i am not updating because i was told to do so.

what was i...? oh yeah. true blood is amazing. you have to chew it, it's so pulpy. i guess it is being panned by critics because it is not six feet under but like, if you want to watch six feet under it is already there for you, so...

a women came to the conclusion that we were open ths morning because of the smell. never mind that the lights were off and there was not actually anything set out yet to buy, but it smelled (smelled!) like we were open so she just waltzed right in and ordered a coffee. i told her like three times that we weren't actually open yet and she responded with "oh, just a coffee please" and then "sorry how much was that" and then "yeah just a coffee, thanks" like she could not even hear me. like it was only her nose and her mouth that worked... which, now that i think of it, explains her horrifying brown mary jane pumps and red harem-pants-but-actually-shorts-because-they-were-only-knee -length combination. i mean, it is staying darker longer in the morning but it certainly wasn't that dark and she certainly was not a pioneer and as such is privy to the modern conveniences that the rest of us are.

anyway, i just poured her a damn coffee to get her out of there. but i overcharged her for fun. i mean, she didn't notice the lights or the fact that her fendi bag is a terrible fake. or maybe she is just a dumb bitch and doesn't care on both counts.